This House is So Cute, but... Where IS This Place?!

This House is So Cute, but... Where IS This Place?!

Okay, let's talk about this place. On one hand, it’s seriously cute. Like, really cute. And the color? Chef's kiss. Plus, built in 2020, it’s practically brand new.

But then… the location. Am I the only one looking at this and thinking, "Uh, where exactly are we?" It's got this amazing vibe, incredible views, and it’s totally self-sufficient. But Pahoa? Chain of Craters Road? Is this some kind of exclusive, off-the-beaten-path paradise or a real-deal "middle of nowhere" situation?

Because I'm kinda obsessed with the house itself, but that location is giving me pause. Are we feeling this, or am I crazy?

Specifications

  • Sq. Ft: 300
  • Price: $130,000
  • Bedrooms: 1
  • Bathrooms: 1
  • Stories: Split-level (implied by floor plan description)
  • Lot Size: 9,568 Sq. Ft.
  • Year Built: 2020
  • HOA Fees: $--
  • Water Source: Catchment
  • Sewer Type: Cesspool

Here’s the exterior — bold blue with crisp white trim. Beach house vibes.

Here’s the exterior — bold blue with crisp white trim. Beach house vibes.

Elevated deck, weathered boards, teal railings. Looks breezy, perfect for mornings.

Elevated deck, weathered boards, teal railings. Looks breezy, perfect for mornings.

Another balcony in turquoise. Anyone know why they doubled down on teal?

Another balcony in turquoise. Anyone know why they doubled down on teal?

Kitchen’s soft blue walls plus that huge window — super calming, nice light.

Kitchen’s soft blue walls plus that huge window — super calming, nice light.

Okay, this backdrop is straight lava. Cool photo, but living here though?

Okay, this backdrop is straight lava. Cool photo, but living here though?

Second kitchen angle — pale blue, white cabinets, windows doing all the work.

Second kitchen angle — pale blue, white cabinets, windows doing all the work.

Living space feels airy. Blue walls with warm wood trim actually hit.

Living space feels airy. Blue walls with warm wood trim actually hit.

And then another blue room, flooded with light. Easy Sunday nap zone.

And then another blue room, flooded with light. Easy Sunday nap zone.

Back outside. Would you actually commit?

Back outside — blue box on a lava field. Would you actually commit?

Here’s the panel situation — clean install, centered. Smart stuff or just breakers?

Here’s the panel situation — clean install, centered. Smart stuff or just breakers?

Different angle. steep roof, big windows, that ocean-blue paint still pops.

Different angle. steep roof, big windows, that ocean-blue paint still pops.

Front steps match the siding. Kinda fun, kinda Smurf house energy.

Front steps match the siding. Kinda fun, kinda Smurf house energy.

Bathroom flips to wood-and-tile. I mean, it’s cool, maybe a lot?

Bathroom flips to wood-and-tile. I mean, it’s cool, maybe a lot?

Details

This professionally built, off-grid home in Kalapana, Hawaii, is a real head-scratcher in the best and most puzzling way. Priced at $130,000, this 300 sq ft single-family residence was built in 2020 on a generous 9,568 sq ft lot. The listing boasts spectacular views of the ocean, coastline, and mountains, with dual lanais perfect for watching sunsets and sunrises. It's also an income-producing property, currently rented for $1,200 per month and qualifying for tenant programs, making it an attractive investment.

The home is completely self-sufficient, featuring a top-of-the-line solar system, ample battery storage, and a reliable water catchment system. Its split-level design and large windows are engineered for excellent airflow, keeping it cool year-round thanks to cooling trade winds. The location, while offering incredible natural beauty and proximity to Kalapana's amenities like a small store, art gallery, and farmers market, also positions it for stargazing and listening to the sounds of nature. The upgraded bathroom includes a relaxing rainfall showerhead. Interestingly, all roads leading to the property are paved, which is a definite plus. Despite the remote feel, this place is described as having easy access. The Zestimate is $125,500, putting the price per square foot at $433.

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